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Why Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei Should Attend The SQL PASS Summit

July 1, 2011 2:01 pm / 2 Comments / SQLSoldier

Why Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei Should Attend The SQL PASS Summit It is commonplace for major events like the Oscars to start off with a funny skit. I think SQL PASS should open the SQL PASS Summit 2011 with Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei re-enacting one of their famous scenes from the movie My … Read More →

Posted in: SQL Server / Tagged: Humor, SQL PASS, SQL PASS Summit

IT Depends

April 22, 2011 1:13 pm / 2 Comments / SQLSoldier

I.T. Depends I am planning something for this image later in the year.

Posted in: ADD Therapy / Tagged: Humor

Holiday Shopping Guide for the SQL Server Professional

November 28, 2010 2:54 am / 5 Comments / SQLSoldier

Holiday Shopping Guide for the SQL Server Professional The holiday shopping season is upon us here in the USA and throughout the world. In the United States, this season officially begins the day after Thanksgiving on what has now become known as Black Friday. The term is a little ironic due to the fact that … Read More →

Posted in: SQL Server / Tagged: Humor, Products

Checked in Low Places

November 24, 2010 6:43 pm / 3 Comments / SQLSoldier

Checked in Low Places This song parody was inspired by the Transportation Safety Administration and their tyrannical viewpoints on whether or not humans still have rights in an airport. Sung to the tune of Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks. Checked in Low Places Blame it all on my roots I didn’t take off … Read More →

Posted in: ADD Therapy / Tagged: Humor, Travel

My Brain on ADD

August 4, 2010 12:52 pm / 1 Comment / SQLSoldier

Your brain vs. my brain on ADD. … Read More →

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