Why Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei Should Attend The SQL PASS Summit

Why Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei Should Attend The SQL PASS Summit It is commonplace for major events like the Oscars to start off with a funny skit. I think SQL PASS should open the SQL PASS Summit 2011 with Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei re-enacting one of their famous scenes from the movie My Cousin Vinny … with some slight changes, of course. If I was allowed to rewrite the scene to fit the audience, it would go something
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Holiday Shopping Guide for the SQL Server Professional

Holiday Shopping Guide for the SQL Server Professional The holiday shopping season is upon us here in the USA and throughout the world. In the United States, this season officially begins the day after Thanksgiving on what has now become known as Black Friday. The term is a little ironic due to the fact that days denoted as black in history have always been disasters in the financial markets including one notable Black Friday where the gold market collapsed causing
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Checked in Low Places

Checked in Low Places This song parody was inspired by the Transportation Safety Administration and their tyrannical viewpoints on whether or not humans still have rights in an airport. Sung to the tune of Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks. Checked in Low Places Blame it all on my roots I didn’t take off my boots And slowed down the security line The last one to know About the TSA show I was the first one To offer a
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